Tuesday, March 30, 2010
Aren't they all?
Ironically the only ones thinking rationally inside those buildings are the mentally challenged.
Monday, March 29, 2010
Sunday, March 28, 2010
Friday, March 26, 2010
Wait for me Herc!
Hercules | Jesus | |
| 1 | Father – Zeus, a god | Father – God, a god |
| 2 | Mother – Alcmene, a mortal and a virgin | Mother – Mary, a mortal and a virgin |
| 3 | Stepfather - Amphitryon | Stepfather - Joseph |
| 4 | Hera wanted to kill Hercules | Herod wanted to kill Jesus |
| 5 | Traveled the Earth as a mortal performing miraculous deeds | Traveled the Earth as a mortal performing miraculous deeds |
| 6 | All information we have of his life comes from stories, beliefs, and hearsay | All information we have of his life comes from stories, beliefs, and hearsay |
| 7 | There are no artifacts or eyewitnesses to substantiate that he existed | There are no artifacts or eyewitnesses to substantiate that he existed |
| 8 | People believed that he actually lived, worshiped him, and dedicated temples to him | People believed that he actually lived, worship him, and dedicate churches to him |
| 9 | Various authors wrote stories about him | Various authors wrote gospels about him |
| 10 | Died and rose to Mt. Olympus and became a god | Died and rose to Heaven and became a god |
Thursday, March 25, 2010
Niqabavision
Hey look! She's got an asshole on her head! I didn't think you could pickup TBN in that part of the world.
Wednesday, March 24, 2010
Wednesday, March 17, 2010
Kandahar Trash Collection Schedule
Thursday - Compost: food, yard and garden waste.
Saturday - Waste: non-recyclable items, textiles and women.
Wednesday, March 10, 2010
Tuesday, March 9, 2010
Friday, March 5, 2010
Sister Bertrille you're cleared for take off
Like Jesus Christ, the Flying Nun was an imaginary character. While Jesus could not fly he apparently "ascended into Heaven." The Prophet Mohammad, on the other hand, was a real character who imagined that he flew to Heaven.
Jihadathon
Hijab Hassan was the 1st woman and finished 16th overall in the Amman Marathon. She remarked to reporters afterwards: “My impressive result has proven that wearing such a ridiculous costume does not impair my athletic abilities.”
Thursday, March 4, 2010
Fire Burkagade
Kuwaiti women firefighters make careful preparations prior to tackling a 3 alarm blaze at the University of Jihad's male dormitory. Meanwhile:
Wednesday, March 3, 2010
Kingdom of Moo
Like the fictional charactor of Jesus Christ, Alley Oop also rode a dinosaur. His was named Dinny, not sure what Jesus called his.
Islamic ER
Often confused for Nurse Niqab, Dr. Burka was the "Code Brown" specialist at Jihadi General Hospital.
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