Afghanistan Idol

Who will be the next Afghanistan Idol?

Kabulcedes

Lassie Come Home

Anti-Christler

2010 models with 10th century controls now available at all Kandahar dealerships. 

Niqabavision

Hey look! She's got an asshole on her head! I didn't think you could pickup TBN in that part of the world.

Kandahar Trash Collection Schedule

Tuesday - Recyclable: paper, metals, plastic and glass.
Thursday - Compost: food, yard and garden waste.
Saturday - Waste: non-recyclable items, textiles and women.

Jihadathon

Hijab Hassan was the 1st woman and finished 16th overall in the Amman Marathon. She remarked to reporters afterwards: “My impressive result has proven that wearing such a ridiculous costume does not impair my athletic abilities.”

Fire Burkagade

Kuwaiti women firefighters make careful preparations prior to tackling a 3 alarm blaze at the University of Jihad's male dormitory. Meanwhile:

Die Hard 5: Die Hard with a Burka

Kandahar Fashion Week

Islamic ER

Often confused for Nurse Niqab, Dr. Burka was the "Code Brown" specialist at Jihadi General Hospital.

Cheese Please