der Führer vs der Pope

Sieg Heil?
I've been noticing an awful lot of similarities between these two dudes. Is this just coincidence or…? Hmmm. Perhaps we should examine a little more closely. Let's see…

No.	Führer Adolf Hitler	Pope Benedict XVI
1	Right handed	Right handed
2	Was a Roman Catholic	Is a Roman Catholic
3	Father was a Customs Officer	Father was a Police Officer
4	Served in the 16th Bavarian Reserve Regiment during World War I	Born in Bavaria after World War I
5	Attended Prisoner of War Camp in Traunstein, Germany after World War I	Attended Seminary in Traunstein, Germany after World War II
6	Founder and inspiration for the Hitler Youth	Member of the Hitler Youth (1941-1943)
7	Commander-in-Chief of the Luftwaffe	Served in the Luftwaffe (1943-1945)
8	Provided slave labour to BMW factories	Provided anti-aircraft protection to BMW factory that used slave labour from Dachau concentration camp
9	Ordained Hermann Goring his successor on June 29, 1941	Ordained as a Priest on June 29, 1951
10	Approved Germany's invasion of the Soviet Union	Ordained by Cardinal Michael von Faulhaber who approved of Germany's invasion of the Soviet Union
11	Elected into power by 17 million Germans.	Elected into power by 115 Cardinals
12	Used a swastika cross as the symbol of the Nazi Party	Uses a cross as the symbol of the Roman Catholic Church
13	Autocratic ruler of the Third Reich	Autocratic ruler of the Roman Catholic Church
14	Wrote Mein Kampf where he spoke about the state of Germany in the Post-World War I era	Wrote the Ratzinger Report where he spoke about the state of the Roman Catholic Church in the Post-Vatican II era
15	Favorite Composer was Wagner	Favorite Composer is Mozart
16	Amateur painter	Amateur singer
17	Liked dogs	Likes cats
18	Participated in the Second World War	Participated in the Second World War and the Second Vatican Council
19	Preached intolerance	Preaches intolerance
20	Concerned about the welfare of animals	Concerned about the welfare of animals
21	Unconcerned about the welfare of non-Aryans	Unconcerned about the welfare of non-Catholics
22	Suppressed the rights of women	Suppresses the rights of women
23	Hated Homosexuals	Hates Homosexuals
24	Was an anti-Semite	Is an anti-Semite
25	Declared Jazz to be degenerate music	Declared Rock and Roll to be degenerate music
26	Believed that the verdict against Alfred Dreyfus was rational and just	Believes that the verdict against Galileo Galilei was rational and just
27	Planned to deprive women of the right to vote	Planned to deprive Italians of the right to vote for stem cell research
28	Title was Fuhrer or leader of the Fatherland	Title is Pope or father of the Church.
29	Believed he was an infallible leader	Believes he is an infallible leader
30	Used an armoured Mercedes-Benz Limousine	Uses an armoured Mercedes-Benz Popemoble
31	Associated atheism with communism	Associates atheism with communism
32	Predicted that Communism would replace the Axis Powers as the main enemy of the Allied Powers	Predicted that Buddhism would replace Communism as the main enemy of the Catholic Church
33	Opposed birth control, abortion, and homosexuality	Opposes birth control, abortion, and homosexuality
34	Supported abortion or euthanasia of non-Aryans	Denied Holy Communion to those who supported abortion or euthanasia
35	His soldiers sexually abused prisoners	His Priests sexually abused parishioners
36	Executed those who did not recognize his leadership	Excommunicated those who did not recognize his leadership
37	Used State apparatus to steal wealth from subjugated people	Used Church apparatus to steal wealth from supplicant people
38	Opposed Turkey joining the Allied Powers	Opposes Turkey joining the European Union
39	Liked to place the bodies of Jews in to ovens	Likes to place the body of Christ in to mouths
40	Liked to torture people to hear confessions	Liked to torture people to hear confessions
41	Brainwashing, bullying and intimidation were principal tools of his organisation	Brainwashing, bullying and intimidation are principal tools of his organisation
42	Ruled his people through terrorizing them	Rules his people through terrorizing them
43	Believed that Harry S. Truman was evil	Believes that Harry Potter is evil
44	Predecessor was flagellated and then assassinated by him	Predecessor flagellated himself
45	Liked to wear a red arm band	Likes to wear a red hat
46	Girlfriend liked to wear red shoes	Likes to wear red shoes
47	Suppressed homosexual impulses	Likely suppresses homosexual impulses
48	Suppressed Final Solution allegations	Suppressed child molestation allegations
49	Commander-in-Chief of the Schutzstaffel (SS) whose job it was to suppress Jews, homosexuality, etc.	Formerly Prefect of the Congregation for the Doctrine of Faith whose job it is to suppress heresy, homosexuality, etc.
50	Contributed to killing 2 million Jews per year during World War II	Contributes to killing 2 million AIDS victims per year