Our Sky Daddy, who art in our imagination
hollow be thy doctrine.Thy crude oil come,
thy gooey mess will be done,
in the sea and on the beaches
Give us this day our daily BP gaffe.
And forgive us for our impatience,
as we forgive those who continue to fuck up the cleanup.
And lead us not into rational thought
but deliver us from science.
Now and forever.
Amen
P.S. Can you please just stick your finger in the hole?
Jesus needs to get his a** in gear! There's a lot of oil to miraclize away!
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