Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Jesuit Jihad

All along the Watchtower

Choir Practice

Sisterhood of the Traveling Virgin

School's Out

Peabody's Improbable History


Aren't they all?

Ironically the only ones thinking rationally inside those buildings are the mentally challenged.

Saint Pervy

Friday, March 26, 2010

Hercules To The Rescue

Wait for me Herc!

Hercules
Jesus
1Father – Zeus, a godFather – God, a god
2Mother – Alcmene, a mortal and a virginMother – Mary, a mortal and a virgin
3Stepfather - AmphitryonStepfather - Joseph
4Hera wanted to kill HerculesHerod wanted to kill Jesus
5Traveled the Earth as a mortal performing miraculous deedsTraveled the Earth as a mortal performing miraculous deeds
6All information we have of his life comes from stories, beliefs, and hearsayAll information we have of his life comes from stories, beliefs, and hearsay
7There are no artifacts or eyewitnesses to substantiate that he existedThere are no artifacts or eyewitnesses to substantiate that he existed
8People believed that he actually lived, worshiped him, and dedicated temples to himPeople believed that he actually lived, worship him, and dedicate churches to him
9Various authors wrote stories about himVarious authors wrote gospels about him
10Died and rose to Mt. Olympus and became a godDied and rose to Heaven and became a god

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Kandahar Trash Collection Schedule


Tuesday - Recyclable: paper, metals, plastic and glass.
Thursday - Compost: food, yard and garden waste.
Saturday - Waste: non-recyclable items, textiles and women.

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Friday, March 5, 2010

Sister Bertrille you're cleared for take off

Like Jesus Christ, the Flying Nun was an imaginary character. While Jesus could not fly he apparently "ascended into Heaven." The Prophet Mohammad, on the other hand, was a real character who imagined that he flew to Heaven.

Jihadathon


Hijab Hassan was the 1st woman and finished 16th overall in the Amman Marathon. She remarked to reporters afterwards: “My impressive result has proven that wearing such a ridiculous costume does not impair my athletic abilities.”
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