Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Curious Nativity Scene

And it came to pass that Baby Jesus Cornelius was visited by Three Kings from the East and the King of the Lizards (The Gospel According to Zaius).

Sacred Heart of Jesus Cornelius

And on the third day he rose from the dead and ascended into the trees from whence he flung his poo down upon us. And his followers rejoiced for they had been shat upon (Acts of the Apepostles).

Monday, May 10, 2010

Jesus Cornelius

Savior of all Apekind. He died on the cross so that we might be forgiven for scratching our nuts in public.
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