Home is where the beer is

Lassie Come Home

Curious Nativity Scene

And it came to pass that Baby Jesus Cornelius was visited by Three Kings from the East and the King of the Lizards (The Gospel According to Zaius).

Sacred Heart of Jesus Cornelius

And on the third day he rose from the dead and ascended into the trees from whence he flung his poo down upon us. And his followers rejoiced for they had been shat upon (Acts of the Apepostles).

Jesus Cornelius

Savior of all Apekind. He died on the cross so that we might be forgiven for scratching our nuts in public.

Syncronicity

Holy See of Sodomy

Head Bishop

Ordination Time

I'm hooked on Hamza...

and Abu Hamza's hooked on me.

Ouga Chaka

ouga chaka! ....

I can't stop this feeling

Deep inside of me.

Abu, you just don't realize

What you do for me.

When you hold my keys

In your arms so tight,

You let me know,

Everythings alright, Allah.

My keys are hooked on Hamza,

I'm high on believing,

That you'll issue a fatwa against me.