Our Zeus, Who art on Mount Olympus
Hallowed be Thy moniker;
Thy thunderbolts come,
Thy tyranny will be done,
on earth as it is on Mount Olympus.
Give us this day our daily pita and hummus,
and forgive us our fuck ups,
as we forgive those who piss us off;
and lead us not onto temptation island,
but deliver us from Hades. Amen.